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Advice: July 18th.

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Advice for June 24th!

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June Eighth's Advice, man!

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May 31st's advice (2005)

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Advice for May 31!

05.17.2005
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04.22.2005
April 22, 2005!

09.02.2004
Advice for September 2, 2004

08.23.2004
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08.02.2004
Back and FIT!

06.15.2004
Dang has it been nearly a month?

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Advice for May 18th

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Advice for May 11!

04.30.2004
One Year Anniversary!

04.26.2004
April 26 - Advice!

03.15.2004
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Blog for January 25, 2004

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Advice for January 23, 2004

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Advice for January 6, 2004

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Advice for Sept. 9, 2003

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Advice for September 2, 2003

08.26.2003
August 26, 2003 - Advice.

08.19.2003
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Advice - August 12, 2003

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Advice Aug. 5, 2003

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Advice Column July 29, 2003

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Advice Column, July 16

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Ray's Advice Column for July 9

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Ray's Advice Column Jul 2, 2003

06.25.2003
Ray's Advice Column June 25 2003

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Ray's Advice Column #2

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Ray's Advice Column #1

06.04.2003
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05.27.2003
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05.21.2003
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05.14.2003
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04.30.2003
My First Column!

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Apr 4, 2006

Announcement for April 4, 2006

Damn, people! Hello! Flashback: four months ago I was so mad at you for sending me a million spams that I cancelled this column. I had had enough, you know? I don’t need a Jackrabbit Fatboy or a blurry .gif of drug prices. I don’t care if some dude named Dr. Nigel Atwassa can’t get to his money. I’m a busy man, and at one point I just snapped. I didn’t even talk to my friends for like three days, I was so bugged. I mainly ordered in or cooked out of the pantry.

But I’m back, blochachos! You can’t keep a peppy man down, and I am all kinds of peppy. I got pep sittin’ on pallets, I got so much saved up. I had to have a kid come and box and index all of my pep. Oh, I paid him. And I think he’ll tell you: I was lookin’ mighty peppy as I wrote that check. I even busted out a classic move and put a little line through the vertical part of the “7.”

The upshot, beyond my great new peppy demeanor, is that I am startin’ the advice column again! Now, don’t get excited — I get way too many questions to ever answer, and I probably won’t get to yours, but if I do choose to help you, you can be sure that I put a lot of time into personally thinking about you.

So, go ahead. Send your problem my way - ray(at)achewood.com. I got a massive new spam filter and had the boys down at NASA test it out with some of their databases, it works great. (I have a friend at NASA — total genius.)

Try me!

-=Ray=-


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