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Roast Beef Greeting Cards
These cards, inspired by this Roast Beef storyline, are professional quality prints on commercial quality, glossy cardstock. Each card comes with a matching white envelope. Cards are size A2 (5.5" x 4.25" when folded) and have a matte interior for a perfect writing surface.

All graphic design is by Roast Beef, and all cards feature his logo on the back, 1" wide. Each set ships with a free Achewood sticker.

 

 
ORIGINAL ART CARDS! (12-pack)
These cards feature photographic-quality prints of some of our favorite auctioned and privately held original Achewood art. You get three each of four designs in each set. Blank inside, as most cards should be.
  • Téodor 'neath the Storied Bough
  • Roast Beef, Interstellar Rain
  • The first-ever Achewood painting (never auctioned)
  • Philippe, Through the Forest
Each card comes with a matching white envelope, and has the Roast Beef logo on the back. Ships in a classy, clear plastic stationery box to protect the cards in transit and storage.
USA & Canada
$24 USD

12 cards, 3 of each piece
Other Countries
$24 USD

12 cards, 3 of each piece
MIXED PACK OF FAVORITES! (12-pack)
This versatile set of cards includes two of each of the following:
  • Hey! / (inside) I'll Be In the Living Room
  • So... / (inside) I Registered the Car
  • I'm Sorry I Forgot All Kinds of Stuff About You; I Was Having a Panic Attack / (blank inside - makes good "belated" card)
  • AAAAAAAH MOTHS / (inside) AAAAAAAAAAAAH
  • I Am Sorry I Played it Huffy on the Phone / (inside) It's Just That Society Did My Nerves Up Wretched
  • Baby Can You Please Check Your Makeup in the Car / (inside) We're All Kinds of Late to This Thing
Each card comes with a matching white envelope, and has the Roast Beef logo on the back like all the rest. Ships in a classy, clear plastic stationery box to protect the cards while you decide who to tell about your moth problems.
USA & Canada
$18 USD
Mixed 12-pack
Other Countries
$18 USD
Mixed 12-pack

 

Sorry About Yesterday (7-pack)
Do you live or work with someone? Then you know how handy it can be to have a box of these around. Blank inside, which leaves plenty of room for you to expound.

Each card comes with a matching white envelope.

USA & Canada
$10 USD
"Sorry" card
Other Countries
$10 USD
"Sorry" card

 

Dogg It Must Feel Sick As Hell to Receive a Card From a Dude (6-pack)
This is the only card men need ever buy, because there is no other thing that men feel when giving one another cards. Comes in handy 6-pack. Interior reads, "Ain't This Just Sick as Hell"

Each card comes with a matching white envelope.

USA & Canada
$10 USD
"Dude" card
Other Countries
$10 USD
"Dude" card

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