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October 2001 · November 2001 · December 2001 · January 2002 · February 2002 · March 2002 · April 2002 · May 2002 · June 2002 · July 2002 · August 2002 · September 2002 · October 2002 · November 2002 · December 2002 · January 2003 · February 2003 · March 2003 · April 2003 · May 2003 · June 2003 · July 2003 · August 2003 · September 2003 · October 2003 · November 2003 · December 2003 · January 2004 · February 2004 · March 2004 · April 2004 · May 2004 · June 2004 · July 2004 · August 2004 · September 2004 · October 2004 · November 2004 · December 2004 · January 2005 · February 2005 · March 2005 · April 2005 · May 2005 · June 2005 · July 2005 · August 2005 · September 2005 · October 2005 · November 2005 · December 2005 · January 2006 · February 2006 · March 2006 · April 2006 · May 2006 · June 2006 · July 2006 · August 2006 · September 2006 · October 2006 · November 2006 · December 2006 · January 2007 · February 2007 · March 2007 · April 2007 · May 2007 · June 2007 · July 2007 · August 2007 · September 2007 · October 2007 · November 2007 · December 2007 · January 2008 · February 2008 · March 2008 · April 2008 · May 2008 · June 2008 · July 2008 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
October 2001
Monday, Oct 1 Philippe is standing on it
Tuesday, Oct 2 Téodor's birthday presents
Wednesday, Oct 3 The new catalog has arrived
Thursday, Oct 4 Who ate my 'shrooms?
Friday, Oct 5 A call to Modemtown
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Monday, Oct 8 Someone is at the door
Tuesday, Oct 9 Achewood ca. 1902
Wednesday, Oct 10 Bedtime
Thursday, Oct 11 Philippe has a Walkman
Friday, Oct 12 Lie Bot
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Monday, Oct 15 Philippe's mouth
Tuesday, Oct 16 The backyard gig
Wednesday, Oct 17 Téodor in the chat room
Thursday, Oct 18 Guest-starring Lyle
Friday, Oct 19 That's how the Internet works
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Monday, Oct 22 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test
Tuesday, Oct 23 A Curious Therapy
Wednesday, Oct 24 Lie Bot redux - A Visitor
Thursday, Oct 25 The miniature golf hole
Friday, Oct 26 A discussion on AIDS
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Monday, Oct 29 The Web Designer
Tuesday, Oct 30 Lie Bot's Shoes
Wednesday, Oct 31 Halloween
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November 2001
Thursday, Nov 1 A question of female anatomy
Friday, Nov 2 Sick in bed all day
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Monday, Nov 5 Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing
Tuesday, Nov 6 Ordering a pizza
Wednesday, Nov 7 Orange creamsicle alcohol drink
Thursday, Nov 8 Poker
Friday, Nov 9 Antiques Road Show
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Monday, Nov 12 The Humans Show
Tuesday, Nov 13 He is strange in his sleep
Wednesday, Nov 14 Todd the Squirrel
Thursday, Nov 15 International relations primer
Friday, Nov 16 Téodor has met a girl!
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Monday, Nov 19 Scrabble
Tuesday, Nov 20 Todd the Squirrel: Prayers
Wednesday, Nov 21 Todd's new van
Thursday, Nov 22 A terrible Thanksgiving
Friday, Nov 23 Closure
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Monday, Nov 26 Three's company
Tuesday, Nov 27 Replacement Characters
Wednesday, Nov 28 Kisses
Thursday, Nov 29 Penny_in_a_fountain
Friday, Nov 30 Starting the old car
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December 2001
Monday, Dec 3 I'm deformed
Tuesday, Dec 4 Silk Robe
Wednesday, Dec 5 A change of operating systems
Thursday, Dec 6 Todd; open mic nite
Friday, Dec 7 Cutlery ads; bourbon
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Monday, Dec 10 Bloopers and outtakes
Tuesday, Dec 11 Dreams of good people
Wednesday, Dec 12 I am too drunk to drive
Thursday, Dec 13 Gearbox Symphony
Friday, Dec 14 An issue of cussing
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Monday, Dec 17 Mousse/She's getting closer
Tuesday, Dec 18 A dangerously good haircut
Wednesday, Dec 19 Waiting for Penny
Thursday, Dec 20 Lyle's pensive morning moment
Friday, Dec 21 YOUR OLD FRIEND BLISTER
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Monday, Dec 24 The Afterlife
Tuesday, Dec 25 Merry Christmas With Teodor
Wednesday, Dec 26 The unfinished strip
Thursday, Dec 27 Belated Christmas strip
Friday, Dec 28 Old home movies
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Monday, Dec 31 New Years' Eve with Mr. Bear
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January 2002
Wednesday, Jan 2 I Love My Fat Son
Thursday, Jan 3 There is a snake in the yard
Friday, Jan 4 Hand-held fan
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Monday, Jan 7 We attempt a knock-knock joke!
Tuesday, Jan 8 Kung Foo
Wednesday, Jan 9 Van Practice
Thursday, Jan 10 The dirtiest dudes in town
Friday, Jan 11 Chillin' by the window
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Monday, Jan 14 Dirty-talk montage
Tuesday, Jan 15 At Ray's crib
Wednesday, Jan 16 Ketel One
Thursday, Jan 17 Téodor's dream
Friday, Jan 18 Cutting Room Floor #1
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Monday, Jan 21 Mr. Smuckles is missing
Tuesday, Jan 22 Brain practice
Wednesday, Jan 23 The terrible fear
Thursday, Jan 24 Man, it was a only vasectomy
Friday, Jan 25 Hey, you're the best!
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Monday, Jan 28 We're into education now.
Tuesday, Jan 29 Philippe's mom phones
Wednesday, Jan 30 Political cartoonists are all hacks
Thursday, Jan 31 Ray's problem in the kitchen
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February 2002
Friday, Feb 1 Todd's natural enemy
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Monday, Feb 4 french fry
Tuesday, Feb 5 french fry - big dreams
Wednesday, Feb 6 french fry - more dreams
Thursday, Feb 7 french fry - new pants
Friday, Feb 8 french fry - aid
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Monday, Feb 11 Color Monday!
Tuesday, Feb 12 Ordering pizza in English
Wednesday, Feb 13 Pork Chops
Thursday, Feb 14 Today was a re-run.
Friday, Feb 15 An ad
Tuesday, Feb 19 Lie Bot: Civic Infrastructure
Wednesday, Feb 20 eBay shopper: Let's Slam!
Thursday, Feb 21 Neatest person in Heaven
Friday, Feb 22 Who will yell at God
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Monday, Feb 25 Lie Bot in the garage
Tuesday, Feb 26 ...Boned?
Wednesday, Feb 27 Pat is mad with Ray
Thursday, Feb 28 Lyle is not impressed with Todd's saxophone music
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March 2002
Friday, Mar 1 Tina's Birthday
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Monday, Mar 4 Todd's theft from Ray
Tuesday, Mar 5 A glimpse inside Ray's Place
Wednesday, Mar 6 A fee!
Thursday, Mar 7 Todd's theft / the baby clothes
Friday, Mar 8 Hell Yes I'm telling you about some Latin shit!
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Monday, Mar 11 Is it a lie? Or is it an ass?
Tuesday, Mar 12 The Party: Day I
Wednesday, Mar 13 The Party: Day II
Thursday, Mar 14 The Party: Day III
Friday, Mar 15 The Party: Day IV
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Monday, Mar 18 The Party: Day V
Tuesday, Mar 19 The Party: Day VI
Wednesday, Mar 20 The Party: Day VII
Thursday, Mar 21 The Party: Day VIII
Friday, Mar 22 The Party: Day IX
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Monday, Mar 25 The Party: Day X
Tuesday, Mar 26 The Party: Day XI
Wednesday, Mar 27 The Party: Day XII: Names
Thursday, Mar 28 The Party: Day XIII: Dancing
Friday, Mar 29 The Party: Day XIV: Lie Bot's Friends
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April 2002
Monday, Apr 1 The Party: Day XV
Tuesday, Apr 2 The Party: Day XVI: Vlad
Wednesday, Apr 3 The Party: Day XVII: Hope Springs Eternal
Thursday, Apr 4 The Party: Day XVIII: Little Nephew
Friday, Apr 5 The Party: Day XIX: Chucklebot News
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Monday, Apr 8 The Party: Day XX: man-to-man
Tuesday, Apr 9 The Party: Day XXI: Things are coming to a head
Wednesday, Apr 10 The Party: Day XXII: No is Philippe. Is Vlad.
Thursday, Apr 11 Until you are SO nude
Friday, Apr 12 The Party: Day XXIV: Blood Beagle
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Monday, Apr 15 The Party: Day XXV: Todd is Faded
Tuesday, Apr 16 The Party: Day XXVI: Closing up
Wednesday, Apr 17 NO MORE PARTY NOW ONLY HANGOVER
Thursday, Apr 18 Yelling at Ray
Friday, Apr 19 Tapes from Philippe's Mom
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Monday, Apr 22 Roast Beef's Birthday
Tuesday, Apr 23 Kicking the Basketball
Wednesday, Apr 24 Ray and the Motorcycle
Thursday, Apr 25 En Espanol
Friday, Apr 26 Auf Deutsch
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Monday, Apr 29 Todd's License Plate Frame
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May 2002
Wednesday, May 1 Shove it!
Thursday, May 2 A Lie Bot strip
Friday, May 3 Chatting with a friend
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Monday, May 6 Sports News
Tuesday, May 7 Breakfast in Bed
Wednesday, May 8 Computer Programming
Thursday, May 9 The Startup Company: Day II
Friday, May 10 The Startup Company: cold-calls
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Monday, May 13 The GUI
Tuesday, May 14 Ray as the unwitting QA director
Wednesday, May 15 Workplace tendencies
Thursday, May 16 Porno
Friday, May 17 No Porno! Wait. Some Porno.
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Monday, May 20 In Debt
Tuesday, May 21 Only one way out...
Wednesday, May 22 Who the hell is that
Thursday, May 23 We'll answer that question tomorrow
Tuesday, May 28 Lyle's new video game
Wednesday, May 29 The Making Of
Thursday, May 30 If I Owned a Bottle
Friday, May 31 Follow Me
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June 2002
Monday, Jun 3 Your teeth seem sharp
Tuesday, Jun 4 Pat's Hat
Wednesday, Jun 5 EVERYONE HAT
Thursday, Jun 6 Bad Chimichangas
Friday, Jun 7 Hat week draws to a close
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Monday, Jun 10 Philippe's New Shoes
Tuesday, Jun 11 Roast Beef is Handsome
Wednesday, Jun 12 Many Opinions on Water
Thursday, Jun 13 Geometry
Friday, Jun 14 Birthday party for Onstad
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Monday, Jun 17 Ray's Brew Pub
Thursday, Jun 20 The Rocket Ship
Friday, Jun 21 Approaching Moon
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Monday, Jun 24 Approaching Moon even closer
Tuesday, Jun 25 Roast Beef on the Moon
Wednesday, Jun 26 Roast Beef Sometimes
Thursday, Jun 27 Ray's Soliloquy
Friday, Jun 28 A simple question of rad
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July 2002
Monday, Jul 8 Deep Space Transmission
Tuesday, Jul 9 Maybe this scheme?
Wednesday, Jul 10 Sandwich Humour
Thursday, Jul 11 I saw your junk and liked it
Friday, Jul 12 Re-install the app in Safe Mode
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Monday, Jul 15 Book Week Begins!
Wednesday, Jul 17 Two strips today! Both with Vlad.
Thursday, Jul 18 Variation on a special theme
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Monday, Jul 22 Book Week Continues!
Tuesday, Jul 23 Now what's with all this Billy Idol
Wednesday, Jul 24 You can't just call it a bicycle
Friday, Jul 26 DID YOU THINK I'D STOP AT "RAD CHILIES?"
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Monday, Jul 29 Meeting Tina
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August 2002
Thursday, Aug 1 There Is Always Something There/It's My Mom
Friday, Aug 2 Thick As A Brick
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Monday, Aug 5 Cussing redux
Tuesday, Aug 6 College #
Wednesday, Aug 7 I actually got one of these between some pancakes once
Thursday, Aug 8 Someone at the door II
Friday, Aug 9 Letters from the Earth
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Monday, Aug 12 The Self-Dramatic Otter
Tuesday, Aug 13 More Frenchin'
Wednesday, Aug 14 Philippe's Nightmare Night
Thursday, Aug 15 Wakin' up with Chucklebot
Friday, Aug 16 cyber punk
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Monday, Aug 19 I am wissin'
Tuesday, Aug 20 The "Walk the Walk, Talk the Talk" Guidebook Series
Wednesday, Aug 21 Captain Beefheart Flashes Back
Thursday, Aug 22 Walk the Walk, Talk the Talk day II
Friday, Aug 23 Really stepping in shit with the Guidebook
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September 2002
Monday, Sep 9 We lookin' at hella porno
Tuesday, Sep 10 The Materials We Discussed
Wednesday, Sep 11 You just gonna lie to me
Thursday, Sep 12 Cheers
Friday, Sep 13 Beef gets bent
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Monday, Sep 16 Gunshy
Tuesday, Sep 17 Out of the O.R.
Wednesday, Sep 18 Consoled by Philippe
Thursday, Sep 19 Under Philippe's Wing
Friday, Sep 20 ALL U WANT
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Monday, Sep 23 Code Levels of Dating Beef
Wednesday, Sep 25 Heated Up Mary
Thursday, Sep 26 Self-Tempering Fat
Friday, Sep 27 Ray cuts own hand
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Monday, Sep 30 Fonts
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October 2002
Tuesday, Oct 1 The Ad Agency, Day 2
Wednesday, Oct 2 Flower Lesson
Thursday, Oct 3 Aberlour
Friday, Oct 4 Pat Reynolds
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Monday, Oct 7 Philippe and the Flower
Tuesday, Oct 8 Bachelor Party
Wednesday, Oct 9 The Todd Account - a Setback
Thursday, Oct 10 Philippe's Wedding Day
Friday, Oct 11 The Terrible Cycle
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Monday, Oct 14 Cost cutting
Tuesday, Oct 15 'Til death do us part
Wednesday, Oct 16 Why Didn't You Come Into Work Today
Friday, Oct 18 Sangria
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Monday, Oct 21 Jeopardy!
Tuesday, Oct 22 Impulsive Shirt Orderer
Wednesday, Oct 23 Chinese Water Torture
Thursday, Oct 24 Eye trick
Friday, Oct 25 Boston Market
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Monday, Oct 28 Package for Philippe!
Tuesday, Oct 29 Cop Chat
Thursday, Oct 31 ULTRA PEANUT
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November 2002
Friday, Nov 1 what the HELL ultra peanut
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Monday, Nov 4 Ray and the Piano
Tuesday, Nov 5 Piano Prodigy
Wednesday, Nov 6 The Demo And The Damage Done
Thursday, Nov 7 Record Contract
Friday, Nov 8 In Ray's Shadow
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Monday, Nov 11 With Ultra Peanut
Tuesday, Nov 12 Todd's Gift of Hi-Five
Thursday, Nov 14 Ray's Music Video
Friday, Nov 15 Beef's Video Rewrite
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Monday, Nov 18 ASS IN YOUR PANTS
Tuesday, Nov 19 Skyrocketing up the charts
Wednesday, Nov 20 The Sony AIBO
Thursday, Nov 21 Going Multi-Platinum
Friday, Nov 22 Party For Ray
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Monday, Nov 25 '65 Ford Galaxie
Tuesday, Nov 26 HELLO AMERICA
Wednesday, Nov 27 Stand on it Agnes
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December 2002
Monday, Dec 2 Beef's Real Name
Wednesday, Dec 4 Click Robot
Thursday, Dec 5 You Make Me Do It In My Pants :(
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Monday, Dec 9 The Peppermint Honcho
Tuesday, Dec 10 Coconut Rum
Wednesday, Dec 11 McDonald's / Dancin' Santa
Friday, Dec 13 Camping
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Monday, Dec 16 Haunches
Tuesday, Dec 17 DISK ONE OF SIX
Thursday, Dec 19 Dirty Bills
Friday, Dec 20 Showbiz
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Monday, Dec 23 JOE STRUMMER HAS DIED
Tuesday, Dec 24 Christmas Eve with Ray
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Monday, Dec 30 Catching Up With Showbiz
Tuesday, Dec 31 Madison
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January 2003
Thursday, Jan 2 Subway
Friday, Jan 3 Wall Of Tough Guys
Tuesday, Jan 7 A Dude's Stew
Wednesday, Jan 8 Philippe is Fat
Thursday, Jan 9 The Devil's Drink Book
Friday, Jan 10 Hi Grandma!
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Monday, Jan 13 Fancy French Restaurant
Tuesday, Jan 14 Rockford Fosgate
Thursday, Jan 16 Goodbye Showbiz
Friday, Jan 17 Jared Is Not Tough
Tuesday, Jan 21 How Else Can Jared Die
Wednesday, Jan 22 Slim Jim
Thursday, Jan 23 Disguises
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Monday, Jan 27 Notorious L.I.N.C.O.L.N.
Tuesday, Jan 28 Motel Hangover
Wednesday, Jan 29 Blue Nun Widemouths
Thursday, Jan 30 Turd Murder
Friday, Jan 31 Hangover Therapy
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February 2003
Tuesday, Feb 4 Asleep Style
Wednesday, Feb 5 Salad Dressing Chandelier
Thursday, Feb 6 Some Subway Would Punish
Friday, Feb 7 Six Kinds of Nasty
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Monday, Feb 10 Cookbook Preview
Tuesday, Feb 11 Arms and Backs
Thursday, Feb 13 Pat's Message Board
Friday, Feb 14 Pat and Daedalus_X
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Monday, Feb 17 Death Limo
Tuesday, Feb 18 Téodor's Boat
Wednesday, Feb 19 Socks In The Bed
Thursday, Feb 20 Klansman Subway
Friday, Feb 21 Matchstick Doodie
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Monday, Feb 24 Death Boat
Tuesday, Feb 25 Ku Klux Messagebard
Wednesday, Feb 26 Stolen Boat
Thursday, Feb 27 Todd's Taxes
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March 2003
Monday, Mar 3 Howardt Stern Show
Tuesday, Mar 4 Pat's Anger
Wednesday, Mar 5 Roast Beef in Heaven
Thursday, Mar 6 Lung Brothers
Friday, Mar 7 Drunk in Heaven
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Monday, Mar 10 Dance Java Dance
Tuesday, Mar 11 Will You Be My Girlfriend Molly
Wednesday, Mar 12 Dinner Date
Thursday, Mar 13 Rooster Bake
Friday, Mar 14 Roasted-up Ding Dong
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Monday, Mar 17 The Jade Ding Dong
Tuesday, Mar 18 The Six Hundred Dollar Man
Wednesday, Mar 19 Roast Beef's First Kiss
Thursday, Mar 20 The Marlboro Stinger
Friday, Mar 21 Receipt From Heaven
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Monday, Mar 24 Guest artist: James Kochalka
Tuesday, Mar 25 Guest artist: K. Thor Jensen
Wednesday, Mar 26 Guest artist: Sam Henderson
Thursday, Mar 27 Guest artist: Jeff Rowland
Friday, Mar 28 Guest artist: John Allison
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Monday, Mar 31 Guest artist: Drew Weing
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April 2003
Tuesday, Apr 1 Guest Artist: drew
Wednesday, Apr 2 Guest Artist: Anonymous
Thursday, Apr 3 Nice Pete
Friday, Apr 4 What are you in for Nice Pete
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Monday, Apr 7 Nice Pete's Raisin Schnapps
Tuesday, Apr 8 Murder, Explained
Wednesday, Apr 9 Killing is Like Basketball
Thursday, Apr 10 Visitation Hours
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Monday, Apr 14 The First Piece of Porno
Tuesday, Apr 15 The Devils of Monte Carlo
Wednesday, Apr 16 Gilmore Girls
Thursday, Apr 17 Nice Pete Figures Ray Out
Friday, Apr 18 Vlad Figures Pat Out
Wednesday, Apr 23 The Mile High Club
Thursday, Apr 24 Mantonio
Friday, Apr 25 Wetting The Bed Forever
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Monday, Apr 28 Philippe's Prayers
Tuesday, Apr 29 Mehr Deutsch
Wednesday, Apr 30 Doin' the Robot
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May 2003
Friday, May 2 Fuck Algebra
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Monday, May 5 Baby Just Come Clean
Tuesday, May 6 His Bozack is Flayed
Wednesday, May 7 Rhymedown 2003
Thursday, May 8 Ten Million Kids In Fedoras
Friday, May 9 Chompin' Mignon on Bellagio Lake
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Monday, May 12 We TALKED about this!
Tuesday, May 13 Oregon Tail
Wednesday, May 14 Hiram the Blacksmith
Friday, May 16 Lyle and Hiram
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Monday, May 19 Hiram's Codebase
Tuesday, May 20 Marmaduke
Thursday, May 22 Laying into Garfield
Friday, May 23 Cathy
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Monday, May 26 Scary Go Round guest strip
Tuesday, May 27 The Dachshund Whisperer
Wednesday, May 28 Suckin' Dick - rerun
Thursday, May 29 Recipe of the Month Club
Friday, May 30 A re-run: Lie Bot's Ass
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June 2003
Monday, Jun 2 Lie Bot: Saddest Thing: redux
Tuesday, Jun 3 Hyddyn Sceptyre
Wednesday, Jun 4 Wednesday Repeat: November 15, 2002
Thursday, Jun 5 Mr. Bear's Blog
Friday, Jun 6 If It's Yellow Let it Mellow
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Monday, Jun 9 Ray's Rolex
Tuesday, Jun 10 Garrison Keillor / Tony Robbins
Wednesday, Jun 11 Repeat of January 30, 2003
Thursday, Jun 12 A Frank Conversation on Pornography.
Friday, Jun 13 I take the birthday off.
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Monday, Jun 16 Beef Missed My Birthday
Tuesday, Jun 17 Beef's Green Card Wedding
Thursday, Jun 19 Angry Little Plum
Friday, Jun 20 Nightlife Mingus
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Monday, Jun 23 Golfing With Nightlife
Tuesday, Jun 24 Beef Smokes Weed
Thursday, Jun 26 Beef is high, steals golf cart
Friday, Jun 27 runaway golf cart
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Monday, Jun 30 Molly McSweeney
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July 2003
Tuesday, Jul 1 Artificial Japanese Liver
Thursday, Jul 3 Long Condoms
Friday, Jul 4 European Vacation 1
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Monday, Jul 7 Uses for a Large Condom
Tuesday, Jul 8 Martha Stewart's condom tips
Thursday, Jul 10 Philippe / Mozart / Honey Peanuts
Friday, Jul 11 Teodor's New Dance Move
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Monday, Jul 14 Lyle Wins Oasis
Tuesday, Jul 15 Oasis Is Working In The Yard
Thursday, Jul 17 Philippe at Berlin McDonald's
Friday, Jul 18 Oasis In The Shower
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Monday, Jul 21 Ray Quits The Advice Biz
Tuesday, Jul 22 Ray Rhymes About the Internet
Thursday, Jul 24 Ray's Advice Column - LIVE!
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Monday, Jul 28 Straight Eye for the Beef Guy
Wednesday, Jul 30 Beef Tshirt Expose Etc
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August 2003
Friday, Aug 1 Hair In Ray's Nachos
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Monday, Aug 4 beef makeover tshirt etc
Wednesday, Aug 6 Vlad and Roast Beef's Window
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Monday, Aug 11 Beef's Microsoft Word Ad
Wednesday, Aug 13 Weezer / iMac
Thursday, Aug 14 Neapolitan Shooter Teaser
Friday, Aug 15 The Dick Molecule
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Monday, Aug 18 Beef's "Me" Day
Wednesday, Aug 20 Ray's Time Machine.
Thursday, Aug 21 Santa's Dad
Friday, Aug 22 Dressing Like Twain
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Monday, Aug 25 Spring Loaded Wooden Dog
Tuesday, Aug 26 Cornelius Bear's Diary Entry
Wednesday, Aug 27 The Trouble With Ray's Entertainment Center
Thursday, Aug 28 The Dumbwaiter Redux
Friday, Aug 29 The Unwilling Voyeur
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September 2003
Tuesday, Sep 2 Beef the Cocaine Genius
Wednesday, Sep 3 The Taint is often called the Impossible Mile
Thursday, Sep 4 Mark Twain and James Bond
Tuesday, Sep 9 Your Porno Name
Wednesday, Sep 10 Ketel One, Eminem, Twain Invents the Internet
Thursday, Sep 11 Coming Home / Clues
Friday, Sep 12 Hot Lunches
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Monday, Sep 15 Carl: A Fallen Friend
Tuesday, Sep 16 Anarchist's Cookbook
Wednesday, Sep 17 Kmart, Lyle, and Viet Nam
Thursday, Sep 18 Don't Thank Me, Thank Anarchy
Friday, Sep 19 Electrocuting Pat's Dick
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Monday, Sep 22 Pat's Dick is Electrocuted
Tuesday, Sep 23 Pat's Answering Machine
Wednesday, Sep 24 Nice Pat
Thursday, Sep 25 Hollandaise the Bunny
Friday, Sep 26 Pat Guthrie
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Monday, Sep 29 Pat's Stadium Event / The Sexual Homeboys
Tuesday, Sep 30 Calling D'Shawn
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October 2003
Wednesday, Oct 1 Second Anniversary
Thursday, Oct 2 Vegetable Brain the Comedian
Friday, Oct 3 Joy Buzzer
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Monday, Oct 6 Day Tripper Intro
Tuesday, Oct 7 Animalicious
Wednesday, Oct 8 Animalicious on Acid
Thursday, Oct 9 Pat's Back
Friday, Oct 10 Lore Day One
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Monday, Oct 13 Beef's Dream of Corpulence
Tuesday, Oct 14 Little Nephew's Hip-Hop Pants
Wednesday, Oct 15 Laszlo's Open Mic / Roast Beef
Thursday, Oct 16 Beef's Internet is Down
Friday, Oct 17 Chicken Allergy / Bubble Boy
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Monday, Oct 20 The puberty machine has soft rubber heads
Tuesday, Oct 21 The Eye Beneath the Nacho
Wednesday, Oct 22 Nice Pete's PowerPoint Presentation
Thursday, Oct 23 Human Foot in a Salad (w/Champion Short Sock)
Friday, Oct 24 Nice Pete's Joke
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Monday, Oct 27 Mom-mom had a big old weepin' eye that never closed
Tuesday, Oct 28 Japanese Interests
Wednesday, Oct 29 Téodor's father
Thursday, Oct 30 Oh No I Grew Pubics
Friday, Oct 31 Philippe Bumble-Bee Boo
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November 2003
Monday, Nov 3 Super-Secret Ice Cream Parlor
Tuesday, Nov 4 Mini Cooper / Laphroaig
Wednesday, Nov 5 Arthur from Support Group
Thursday, Nov 6 On the way to the Secret Ice Cream Parlor
Friday, Nov 7 Drip Drop Drip Drop
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Monday, Nov 10 Threadville
Tuesday, Nov 11 Nice Pete's Lullaby
Wednesday, Nov 12 Inside the Super-Secret Ice Cream Shop
Thursday, Nov 13 Gelati
Friday, Nov 14 Escape from the ice cream shop
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Monday, Nov 17 Philippe's Escape
Tuesday, Nov 18 Omega Tetris
Friday, Nov 21 Deer in the Headlights
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Monday, Nov 24 BLAM
Tuesday, Nov 25 Tori Amos
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December 2003
Monday, Dec 1 Hell's Car: Subaru Brat
Tuesday, Dec 2 The Lonesomest Car in Hell
Wednesday, Dec 3 Robert Johnson at the Best Western in Hell
Thursday, Dec 4 Brookside Lounge, Best Western, Hell
Friday, Dec 5 Robert Johnson Ocular Shenanigans
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Monday, Dec 8 Drunk As a Lord in Hell
Tuesday, Dec 9 Talking Wallpaper
Wednesday, Dec 10 Butterball Hotline
Thursday, Dec 11 Butterball Hell Line
Friday, Dec 12 Beef and the Hell Phone
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Monday, Dec 15 Philippe Buys Piano Music!
Tuesday, Dec 16 Beef Finds Ray in Hell
Wednesday, Dec 17 There is Balm in Gilead
Thursday, Dec 18 Shut the hell up *dick*
Friday, Dec 19 Denise Are You Crappin'
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Monday, Dec 22 Meeting Todd in Hell
Tuesday, Dec 23 Friendly's Hell Riddle
Wednesday, Dec 24 Christmas Eve with Ray redux
Thursday, Dec 25 guest strip: John Allison / scarygoround.com
Friday, Dec 26 Guest Strip by Andrice Arp / www.hi-horse.com
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Monday, Dec 29 Guest Strip by Jesse Reklaw
Tuesday, Dec 30 Guest Strip by Jeff Rowland / Wigu.com
Wednesday, Dec 31 Guest Strip by K. Thor Jensen
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January 2004
Thursday, Jan 1 Guest Strip: Jeff Roysdon
Friday, Jan 2 Guest strip by Drew Weing
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Monday, Jan 5 Keep on Rockin' Roast Beef
Tuesday, Jan 6 Three Riddles Home From Hell
Wednesday, Jan 7 Philippe and the Crab's Soul
Thursday, Jan 8 Personals Peepee
Friday, Jan 9 Ray's Personal Ad / Low Shenanigan
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Monday, Jan 12 The Roomba Robot Vacuum
Tuesday, Jan 13 The Yahoo Ham Hack
Wednesday, Jan 14 Honking Bus, Rusty Bikes
Thursday, Jan 15 The Pepperidge Farm Man
Friday, Jan 16 Roast Beef Self-Origami
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Monday, Jan 19 Two Roombas / Star Wars
Tuesday, Jan 20 Roomba Cinema
Wednesday, Jan 21 Barry Bass and His Marriage
Thursday, Jan 22 Barry's a Complainer
Friday, Jan 23 Barry Bass at Beef's House
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Monday, Jan 26 Like it or not, you like it
Tuesday, Jan 27 Kissin' Molly Ringwald on the Titties
Wednesday, Jan 28 Neiman Marcus
Thursday, Jan 29 Philippe 4 Prez
Friday, Jan 30 Mr. Poopytime
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February 2004
Monday, Feb 2 Philippe, The Candidate, is Five
Tuesday, Feb 3 Ray's Old Videos
Wednesday, Feb 4 TIM SIMMONS
Thursday, Feb 5 Todd's KISS Tattoo
Friday, Feb 6 Bitches Gotta Take They Cunt Pills
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Monday, Feb 9 Rerun: January 27, 2003
Tuesday, Feb 10 Todd's Unfortunate Background
Wednesday, Feb 11 The Finding Nemo Party
Thursday, Feb 12 A Phone Call to Drabble
Friday, Feb 13 Ray's Guitar Hobby
Tuesday, Feb 17 John J. Rambo
Wednesday, Feb 18 Beef Gets a Shirt from Molly
Thursday, Feb 19 Sex Limo/Spongebob
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Monday, Feb 23 Ray's Hemorrhoid
Tuesday, Feb 24 Raymo Smookels
Wednesday, Feb 25 Vlad's Problem With Andy
Friday, Feb 27 Homosexuals The Gorilla
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March 2004
Monday, Mar 1 Storyline Revisited: November 4, 2002
Tuesday, Mar 2 Piano Prodigy
Wednesday, Mar 3 Lazarus the Business Loafer
Thursday, Mar 4 Lazarus the Business Shoe
Friday, Mar 5 Renal Failure
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Monday, Mar 8 Pussy Booger
Tuesday, Mar 9 Timmy the Stem Cell
Wednesday, Mar 10 Only liberals like The Cure
Thursday, Mar 11 Leopold, Brother of Lazarus, Son of Lucien
Friday, Mar 12 Leopold's Story
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Monday, Mar 15 Leopold and Lazarus Mad Shoe Confrontation
Tuesday, Mar 16 Ray is a Blubbering Animal
Wednesday, Mar 17 Frankenstein
Thursday, Mar 18 Euro Trip 2
Friday, Mar 19 Bruichladdich Tasting
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Monday, Mar 22 Currywurst
Tuesday, Mar 23 Berlin Sex Museum
Wednesday, Mar 24 Philippe Imagines Himself Into Death
Thursday, Mar 25 Doin' Berlin Ray-Style
Friday, Mar 26 Homeless and Penniless in Berlin
Sunday, Mar 28 Ray's Newspaper Suit
Tuesday, Mar 30 Ray's Perpetual Motion Device
Wednesday, Mar 31 The Lambda Manifesto
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April 2004
Thursday, Apr 1 John and Deanster
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Monday, Apr 5 Philippe in Edinburgh
Tuesday, Apr 6 Philippe and the Hibbies
Wednesday, Apr 7 Philippe in York
Thursday, Apr 8 Philippe: London day One
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Monday, Apr 12 Rerun of Feb 27, 2003
Tuesday, Apr 13 Reprint of January 7, 2003
Wednesday, Apr 14 Marijuana Phone Booth
Thursday, Apr 15 Losing it in A-minor
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Monday, Apr 19 Ray Smells Like Farted-In Vinegar
Tuesday, Apr 20 The Hangover Ham
Wednesday, Apr 21 Whale Music
Thursday, Apr 22 Dunk Oil
Friday, Apr 23 Leaving Germany
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Monday, Apr 26 Mr. Bear - Harlequin Romance Novelist
Tuesday, Apr 27 Ray's Romance Novel by Rick Dorado
Wednesday, Apr 28 Todd's Romantic Audio-Book
Thursday, Apr 29 Spy-Ware
Friday, Apr 30 Baba O'Riley
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May 2004
Monday, May 3 The Isosceles Lock
Tuesday, May 4 Gusano Rojo
Wednesday, May 5 The Adult Film Industry
Thursday, May 6 Tuck Me In Jack Daniels
Friday, May 7 Peter and the Wolf
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Monday, May 10 Chris Isaak Appreciation Club
Tuesday, May 11 Ray Quits Smoking
Wednesday, May 12 Lyle Builds Philippe's Dream Car
Thursday, May 13 Onstad's First Foray Into Comics
Friday, May 14 Return of Chucklebot
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Monday, May 17 Roomba Cinema: Wrath of Khan
Tuesday, May 18 Microsoft Word
Wednesday, May 19 Pinewood Derby
Thursday, May 20 Yo Mama's So Fat
Friday, May 21 Friends Season Finale
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Monday, May 24 Computer Science/Dennis Quaid
Tuesday, May 25 Dennis Quaid Memorabilia
Wednesday, May 26 Uncle Culpepper Comes to Visit
Thursday, May 27 Pregnant F/X
Friday, May 28 Little Nephew and the Hand of Dixie
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June 2004
Tuesday, Jun 1 Culpepper meets Tina
Wednesday, Jun 2 Emeril and Spongebath
Thursday, Jun 3 Chickenheads Eating Domino's Crazy Stix
Friday, Jun 4 Shootout in the ER
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Monday, Jun 7 An Uncanny Burlesque
Tuesday, Jun 8 It is so fun to be with the dudes.
Wednesday, Jun 9 Success!
Thursday, Jun 10 Goodbye Culpepper
Friday, Jun 11 Steely Dan
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Monday, Jun 14 Molly?
Tuesday, Jun 15 Heaven/Earth Reciprocal
Wednesday, Jun 16 Philippe's Campaign Platforms
Thursday, Jun 17 The President of Mexico
Friday, Jun 18 The Murder Commission
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Monday, Jun 21 Roast Beef the Funk Fairy
Tuesday, Jun 22 Ray's Yttrium Pool Table
Wednesday, Jun 23 Pat's abs
Thursday, Jun 24 Pimm's/A system of Glenfidditch
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Monday, Jun 28 Little Nephew and the Goths
Tuesday, Jun 29 IN THE FLAT FIEEEEEEEEEELD
Wednesday, Jun 30 Ray is a Goth Bootsy Collins
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July 2004
Thursday, Jul 1 Philippe and the Pope
Friday, Jul 2 9 New Blogs
Tuesday, Jul 6 The Godfather of Souls
Wednesday, Jul 7 Nice Pete To the Rescue
Thursday, Jul 8 The Death Sound
Friday, Jul 9 The MoviePhone Defense
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Monday, Jul 12 The Hummer and the Damage Done
Tuesday, Jul 13 The Mountain and the Motorcycle
Wednesday, Jul 14 The MILF-man
Thursday, Jul 15 Roast Beef Shoe Shopping
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Monday, Jul 19 The 18th Amendment
Tuesday, Jul 20 SaniTaco
Wednesday, Jul 21 SaniTaco Single Serving Prep Counter
Thursday, Jul 22 C.O.P.S. Achewood
Friday, Jul 23 SaniTaco and Nugget magazine
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Monday, Jul 26 Nugget Reader Response
Tuesday, Jul 27 Mr Bear is humming hell of ditties
Wednesday, Jul 28 Molly and Beef Talk Like Dogs
Thursday, Jul 29 Ray Gets a Butler
Friday, Jul 30 Waterbury The Butler
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August 2004
Monday, Aug 2 The Somn-onanist
Tuesday, Aug 3 Tommy The Tummy
Wednesday, Aug 4 Born In The USA
Thursday, Aug 5 Special Agent M-9
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Monday, Aug 9 Roast Beef and the Community College
Tuesday, Aug 10 Steak/On
Wednesday, Aug 11 Achewood Community College - Electives!
Thursday, Aug 12 Mickey Mouse Pancake
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Monday, Aug 16 Roomba: Abraham Lincoln
Tuesday, Aug 17 Roomba Cinema and the Invention of Photoshop
Wednesday, Aug 18 Reissue of October 14, 2003: Kids Wear Pants Too Low.
Thursday, Aug 19 Reissue of April 14, 2003: First Piece of Porno
Friday, Aug 20 It's a...Judas Priest Friday
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Monday, Aug 23 Theatre of Thoughts
Tuesday, Aug 24 Philippe Solves Homelessness
Wednesday, Aug 25 Beef and Molly, place of their own
Friday, Aug 27 Beer Can Chicken Recipe
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Monday, Aug 30 Philippe the Talking Toilet
Tuesday, Aug 31 Bensington Butters
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September 2004
Wednesday, Sep 1 Roast Beef's Snoring Problem
Thursday, Sep 2 Roast Beef's Atom Bomb Dream
Friday, Sep 3 Baby Bling
Tuesday, Sep 7 Callipygian Women
Wednesday, Sep 8 Tubby Tabby Terrorizes Throne
Thursday, Sep 9 Valu-Douche
Friday, Sep 10 Ray and Beef Chat
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Monday, Sep 13 Johnny Cash Dead One Year
Wednesday, Sep 15 Cilantro-ape Ceviche
Thursday, Sep 16 Ottawa Modified Death Company
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Monday, Sep 27 Todd's call from prison
Tuesday, Sep 28 Nice Pete at Support Group
Wednesday, Sep 29 Teodor's Vanity Albums
Thursday, Sep 30 Wiener Babies at Applebees
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October 2004
Friday, Oct 1 Third Anniversary Strip
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Monday, Oct 4 Roast Beef's Medical Experiments
Tuesday, Oct 5 Roast Beef Did Not Sleep Well
Wednesday, Oct 6 Vice Presidents Are Go!
Thursday, Oct 7 The Philippe Times
Friday, Oct 8 Emeril and Spongebath at The Smoke
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Monday, Oct 11 Dewey Defeats Truman Dunnage
Tuesday, Oct 12 The Tenmen
Wednesday, Oct 13 Taco Bell Police Scanner
Thursday, Oct 14 Magical Sex Blokes
Friday, Oct 15 Ray's Damon/Affleck art installation
Tuesday, Oct 19 Cookbooks by Celebrity Wives
Wednesday, Oct 20 Beef/Molly cold feet
Thursday, Oct 21 The Playboy Advisor
Friday, Oct 22 Nervous-Puke
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Monday, Oct 25 Countries That Sound Like Porn Stars
Tuesday, Oct 26 Pat and the Playboy Advisor
Wednesday, Oct 27 Rouged Plastic Asshole
Thursday, Oct 28 Chewbacca Getting Ready for Prom
Friday, Oct 29 Molly's New Roommate
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November 2004
Monday, Nov 1 Ray's Fedora/Adult Diaper Rash
Tuesday, Nov 2 Roast Beef Lies About Eating Bran
Thursday, Nov 4 Mickey Mouse's Suicide
Friday, Nov 5 Bowling Alley Funeral
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Monday, Nov 8 Great Expectations AIBO
Tuesday, Nov 9 Beef and Weldon Aibo
Wednesday, Nov 10 Coprophiliac Turkey
Thursday, Nov 11 SmileCash!
Friday, Nov 12 Fluff my hog
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Monday, Nov 15 Pat wants Ray's gun
Tuesday, Nov 16 Scan of first character study page
Wednesday, Nov 17 I am the LAW and I am the LASH
Thursday, Nov 18 Moving in with Ray
Friday, Nov 19 Samuel H. Invisible
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Monday, Nov 22 Cornelius Is Grappa-Shot
Tuesday, Nov 23 Twenty Thousand Seconds Dead
Wednesday, Nov 24 Mr. Bear's Waiting Room
Friday, Nov 26 Piss Shiver
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Monday, Nov 29 Llewellyn Ash, baby
Tuesday, Nov 30 Burritos/Oral Sex
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December 2004
Thursday, Dec 2 Pat is quick to generalize
Friday, Dec 3 Pat is on the radio again!
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Monday, Dec 6 Beef is not Lenny Kravitz
Tuesday, Dec 7 Apologies to Pat
Thursday, Dec 9 Roast Beef's 'Zine
Friday, Dec 10 Beatles Rat
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Monday, Dec 13 Grocery Shopping With Ray
Wednesday, Dec 15 Mr. Bear's gig writing closed captioning
Thursday, Dec 16 Parade of Mechanical Sex
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Monday, Dec 20 Primal Manes/Gazelle Kebabs
Tuesday, Dec 21 More Mane Men
Wednesday, Dec 22 Judi Dench's Three Pound Underwear
Thursday, Dec 23 No Mane For Cornelius
Friday, Dec 24 Sullivan's Bear and Dried Bird
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Monday, Dec 27 Charlie Brown, you died
Wednesday, Dec 29 Philippe shaves his head
Friday, Dec 31 Trashspotting
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January 2005
Monday, Jan 3 Map of Achewood Overground
Tuesday, Jan 4 Police Blotter, 9/8/1932
Wednesday, Jan 5 Loretta Lynn and Patsy Cline
Friday, Jan 7 Fuck You
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Monday, Jan 10 It's a Go (To)fuck Yourself Monday
Tuesday, Jan 11 Two Thousand Flushes
Wednesday, Jan 12 Todd has become fat!
Thursday, Jan 13 Todd Shanks Pat
Friday, Jan 14 Shank Appreciation
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Monday, Jan 17 Web Comics ruin the party
Tuesday, Jan 18 Party II: The Quickening
Thursday, Jan 20 Vlad's Latest Subway Venture
Friday, Jan 21 Beef as Lloyd Dobler
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Monday, Jan 24 Heartbeatzz / The Shitandle
Tuesday, Jan 25 Nice Pete's bible fan fiction
Wednesday, Jan 26 Tummy Meth
Thursday, Jan 27 Ray gets sort of stoned
Friday, Jan 28 Ray is high under the table
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February 2005
Tuesday, Feb 1 The cat is so high he sells his lawnmower on eBay.
Wednesday, Feb 2 Click Robot - Screw You, Man
Thursday, Feb 3 Click Robot adjustments
Friday, Feb 4 Scenes from a party
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Monday, Feb 7 Little Nephew and Teodor Discuss Spaghetti
Wednesday, Feb 9 The Great Wayans Brother Cookbook Issue
Thursday, Feb 10 Tha Snazzle / Burger King Chat Room
Friday, Feb 11 Urinating
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Monday, Feb 14 Ray's horribly delivered joke about priests and mailmen
Wednesday, Feb 16 Ray's Joke about the Gay Taliban Lawyer
Thursday, Feb 17 Bloody Mary Bong
Friday, Feb 18 Vaginal Intercourse!
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Monday, Feb 21 Contest to Hate Paris Hilton The Most
Tuesday, Feb 22 Ray Plays the Worst Strip Poker
Wednesday, Feb 23 How things are with Beef and Molly
Thursday, Feb 24 Someone Pressed on Roast Beef's Head!
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Monday, Feb 28 Friendship Lane
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March 2005
Tuesday, Mar 1 Ray Sets Off The Clapper
Wednesday, Mar 2 The Sewage of Sodom
Thursday, Mar 3 Satan Will Smite You...Where it Counts
Friday, Mar 4 Pat, Banjo, Roast Beef, Quick-Onset Diabetes
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Monday, Mar 7 The Conniptions
Tuesday, Mar 8 Pat and the Banjo
Wednesday, Mar 9 Moby's Tomatohol Car
Thursday, Mar 10 Pat's Heart of Darkness - Outer Ring
Friday, Mar 11 Let's Say Good Stuff About Ray's Dick
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Monday, Mar 14 Paternity Leave, Day One
Tuesday, Mar 15 Paternity Leave, Day Two
Wednesday, Mar 16 Paternity Leave, Day Three
Thursday, Mar 17 Paternity Leave, Day Four
Friday, Mar 18 Paternity Leave, Day Five
Tuesday, Mar 22 The New Baby
Thursday, Mar 24 Philippe's New Walk-Around Butt
Friday, Mar 25 Ray and the Catholic Recipes
Tuesday, Mar 29 Lyle and Ray's Perfect Jays
Thursday, Mar 31 Mexican Yeyo Boys
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April 2005
Friday, Apr 1 Map of Achewood Underground, panel 1 of 2
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Monday, Apr 4 A Call From Japan Man
Tuesday, Apr 5 Map of Achewood Underground, panel 2 of 2
Wednesday, Apr 6 Philippe Babysits
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Monday, Apr 11 Bead Shop
Tuesday, Apr 12 Cancelling the joint company
Thursday, Apr 14 Japan Man: Some Background.
Friday, Apr 15 Paris Hilton's PR agency
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Monday, Apr 18 Lyle Shoots Ray's Car
Tuesday, Apr 19 Humorous Baby Onesies
Thursday, Apr 21 Roast Beef's Birthday 2005
Friday, Apr 22 Kut-Me Ups
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Monday, Apr 25 Lyle's Trannie Sex Gig
Tuesday, Apr 26 How To Order Wine
Wednesday, Apr 27 What Philippe Dreams About / Cake
Thursday, Apr 28 Téodor dies.
Friday, Apr 29 DEAD MEN GO COMMANDO
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May 2005
Monday, May 2 Lyle's Longshoreman's Heimlich on Téodor
Wednesday, May 4 Ray Channels Einstein
Thursday, May 5 Ray as Einstein
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Monday, May 9 Ray, Einstein and Hiroshima
Tuesday, May 10 1978 Volvo 244 GLE...OF DESPAIR
Thursday, May 12 Harlequin Romance To-Do List
Friday, May 13 Philippe Times Friday Facts
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Monday, May 16 Volvo of Despair part Two
Tuesday, May 17 Volvo of Despair / Cornelius
Thursday, May 19 Lesser works of Christo
Friday, May 20 Téodor's Rock'n'Roll Shit Fugue
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Monday, May 23 Beef Steals Volvo of Despair
Tuesday, May 24 Busking Skeletons
Wednesday, May 25 Ben Stiller's concept about Emily Dickinson
Tuesday, May 31 Roast Beef Has Nothing To Lose.
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June 2005
Wednesday, Jun 1 King Chochacho
Friday, Jun 3 Beef Dons the Chochacho Medallion
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Monday, Jun 6 Volvo Closure
Tuesday, Jun 7 Circus Penis
Thursday, Jun 9 Circus Penis / Seven Dollars
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Monday, Jun 13 Téodor the SoftBoy
Tuesday, Jun 14 Onstad has a birthday
Wednesday, Jun 15 Rod Huggins
Friday, Jun 17 Rod Huggins II
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Monday, Jun 20 Maximum Cuddles with Rod Huggins
Tuesday, Jun 21 Roast Beef's parking ticket
Wednesday, Jun 22 Porno Graduation Day
Thursday, Jun 23 The Break-Dance Move that Lie Bot Taught Philippe
Friday, Jun 24 More Friday Fun Facts!
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Monday, Jun 27 Bowling With Philippe
Wednesday, Jun 29 Ray's Trans Am PDA
Thursday, Jun 30 Roast Beef's Mom Shoots His Dad
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July 2005
Friday, Jul 1 Roast Beef Riverspotting
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Monday, Jul 4 Trivial Pursuit - Achewood Edition
Tuesday, Jul 5 Philippe and the Skeleton
Wednesday, Jul 6 The Ray Card
Thursday, Jul 7 Bible Advertising
Friday, Jul 8 Support Group...Did Pat Cry?
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Monday, Jul 11 Jack White
Tuesday, Jul 12 The Toyota Tailgate Phenomenon
Wednesday, Jul 13 The most important email in the world
Friday, Jul 15 Roomba Cinema: Star Wars
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Monday, Jul 18 Roast Beef's I Got Problems website
Tuesday, Jul 19 Pat: Trials of Honour
Thursday, Jul 21 Philippe and the Hole to China
Friday, Jul 22 Little League Drinks
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Monday, Jul 25 Philippe's Car: Calvin Peeing in the Toilet
Tuesday, Jul 26 Beef gets caught looking at tits
Wednesday, Jul 27 Necklace or Cleavage?
Friday, Jul 29 Circus Penis Has Left the Building
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August 2005
Monday, Aug 1 Nice Pete finishes his book
Wednesday, Aug 3 Ray's Toy Truck
Thursday, Aug 4 Ray steps in dog shit
Friday, Aug 5 August's Friday Fun Facts
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Monday, Aug 8 Lyle's Harry Potter Fan Fiction
Tuesday, Aug 9 Ray Insulted Russell Simmons?
Thursday, Aug 11 Todd wants to yell BALLS extremely loud
Friday, Aug 12 Simon Calls! (Pat's Father)
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Monday, Aug 15 Discount Rehab at the Dementia Arms
Tuesday, Aug 16 Get Your Leech On
Thursday, Aug 18 p o u l t r y ;
Friday, Aug 19 Friday Facts from Around the World
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Monday, Aug 22 Philippe's Birthday
Tuesday, Aug 23 Roast Beef bangs a website
Wednesday, Aug 24 Nice Pete and the Garage Chicken
Thursday, Aug 25 HYPER-SPAM IN E-MAIL DIMENSION 9
Friday, Aug 26 Ray's Nipple Rings
Tuesday, Aug 30 Roast Beef and the Hull
Wednesday, Aug 31 Pat's New Bumper Sticker
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September 2005
Thursday, Sep 1 Roast Beef's Harry Potter Fan Fiction
Friday, Sep 2 Handicap Access
Tuesday, Sep 6 Home Depot Sauces
Wednesday, Sep 7 The Bloatee
Friday, Sep 9 Pat's Aquarium
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Monday, Sep 12 George Clooney is Learning Coptic
Tuesday, Sep 13 Cartilage Head
Wednesday, Sep 14 Dinner With Cartilage Head
Friday, Sep 16 Cartilage Head Offers Wine
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Monday, Sep 19 Cartilage Head and the Whispering Saw
Tuesday, Sep 20 Cartilage Head: Grand Finale.
Wednesday, Sep 21 921 Elden
Thursday, Sep 22 Proved Myself a Coward.
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Monday, Sep 26 Lyle Lovett/Kraftwerk rating
Tuesday, Sep 27 Roast Beef's Science Show on Cable TV
Wednesday, Sep 28 Jaime the Science Friend - taping
Thursday, Sep 29 Jaime Backlash
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October 2005
Monday, Oct 3 Jaime's invitation from the KKK
Tuesday, Oct 4 Hi-larious racialist hayoomah!
Wednesday, Oct 5 Ray's apology about the KKK thing
Thursday, Oct 6 Milklin the Jehovah's Witness
Friday, Oct 7 Philippe Times - October
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Monday, Oct 10 Milklin's other jobs
Tuesday, Oct 11 Ray gives Milklin The Hose
Wednesday, Oct 12 Roast Beef Tries to Help Milklin
Thursday, Oct 13 Milklin's ad in Reminisce Magazine
Friday, Oct 14 Ray Holds Own Heart
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Monday, Oct 17 Ray and MENSA
Wednesday, Oct 19 King Piss!
Thursday, Oct 20 Ray's Harlequin Costume
Friday, Oct 21 Whiskey a la Mood
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Monday, Oct 24 Lassie.com
Tuesday, Oct 25 Cornelius Bear's Lemony Snicket gig
Wednesday, Oct 26 Pat and the KPMA Gripe of the Day 2005
Thursday, Oct 27 Guinness book of world records
Friday, Oct 28 Jeepers Creepers
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November 2005
Tuesday, Nov 1 Ray's Halloween Costume
Wednesday, Nov 2 Ray's Comic Strip
Thursday, Nov 3 Charley Smuckles Suicide Watch '05
Friday, Nov 4 Ray Discovers Little Nephew
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Monday, Nov 7 Teodor's Parkour Interlude
Tuesday, Nov 8 Ray sees Téodor as intellectual
Wednesday, Nov 9 Return of Showbiz
Thursday, Nov 10 Showbiz digs in
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Monday, Nov 14 Showbiz has the skitters
Tuesday, Nov 15 Rockford Fosgate II
Wednesday, Nov 16 Showbiz and the Notice of Collections II
Thursday, Nov 17 Holiday Gift Preview 2005
Friday, Nov 18 Friday Facts for November
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Monday, Nov 21 Showbiz and the analog clock
Tuesday, Nov 22 Showbiz eats all the gum
Wednesday, Nov 23 Goodbye, Showbiz.
Tuesday, Nov 29 THE TODD CREATION MYTH
Wednesday, Nov 30 Pat's CheatLoaf
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December 2005
Friday, Dec 2 The flivver and the Hardy Boys
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Monday, Dec 5 Ray has Happy Feet
Tuesday, Dec 6 Ray's old-school glass of milk
Thursday, Dec 8 Nice Pete's voice actor audition
Friday, Dec 9 Fuck You Friday for December 2005
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Monday, Dec 12 Ray's mom senses diabetes
Wednesday, Dec 14 Ray writes to Reader's Digest
Friday, Dec 16 Ray parks like a bitch
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Monday, Dec 19 Too early for pants
Wednesday, Dec 21 Téodor in the warehouse
Friday, Dec 23 Pat's eco-telligent best-stitutes
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Monday, Dec 26 Achewood Winter Break 2005, Day 1
Tuesday, Dec 27 Achewood Winter Break 2005, Day 2
Wednesday, Dec 28 Achewood Winter Break 2005, Day 3
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January 2006
Monday, Jan 2 Coming in 2006...
Tuesday, Jan 3 Lyle's sink bath
Wednesday, Jan 4 What Do They Dream About: Téodor
Thursday, Jan 5 Téodor the Téletubby
Friday, Jan 6 Ray's Prison Pen Pal
Tuesday, Jan 10 Helicopter Head Chop Off
Wednesday, Jan 11 Todd's Ana-Tomix
Thursday, Jan 12 Ana-Tomix nuts for your phone
Friday, Jan 13 Solo, by ChatSack with Karl Lagerfeld
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Monday, Jan 16 Ray's Mom Calls
Tuesday, Jan 17 Ray Lies About Christmas Cards and Children
Wednesday, Jan 18 Mrs. Smuckles and the Rib-eye
Friday, Jan 20 Roast Beef and Mrs. Smuckles
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Monday, Jan 23 Pat and Mrs. Smuckles
Wednesday, Jan 25 THE GREAT OUTDOOR FIGHT
Friday, Jan 27 Rodney Leonard Stubbs
Tuesday, Jan 31 Envelópe Martinez
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February 2006
Wednesday, Feb 1 Meet Envelópe Martinez
Friday, Feb 3 Beef is Ray's Great Outdoor Fight Roadie
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Monday, Feb 6 Ray and Beef to Fight
Tuesday, Feb 7 Beef in the Fight
Wednesday, Feb 8 Gossipy hot dog chef
Thursday, Feb 9 The Day Before The Fight
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Monday, Feb 13 Queueing for the Fight
Tuesday, Feb 14 GOF DAY ONE - THE ACTION BEGINS
Wednesday, Feb 15 Meeting Ron Sipes
Thursday, Feb 16 Beating Ron Sipes
Friday, Feb 17 Ted Cobb and Barry King
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Monday, Feb 20 Sound and Motion
Tuesday, Feb 21 Barry King's Blog
Wednesday, Feb 22 Guaranteed Honky-Tonk-Style blowjob
Friday, Feb 24 Fauntleroy Brown, the other BOC
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Monday, Feb 27 Lyle threatens to play a trumpet with his cock
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March 2006
Wednesday, Mar 1 Summons to Turkey
Thursday, Mar 2 Turkeys and Brandy
Friday, Mar 3 Ray in the Snack Tent
Tuesday, Mar 7 Beef is Out of the Fight
Wednesday, Mar 8 The Cody Travis Army
Friday, Mar 10 Done at Rudy Cava
Tuesday, Mar 14 Ramses Luther, Rodney Leonard
Wednesday, Mar 15 Outside the Grounds
Friday, Mar 17 Talking with Ramses
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Monday, Mar 20 Alright, let's go to the Jeeps
Tuesday, Mar 21 The Jeeps take the field
Wednesday, Mar 22 Commanding the Wrangler
Thursday, Mar 23 Burning Down the Acres
Friday, Mar 24 Leaving the Acres
Tuesday, Mar 28 Uncle George's
Thursday, Mar 30 Great Outdoor Fight - Final Strip
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April 2006
Monday, Apr 3 The brave little Dutch boy / Lie Bot
Wednesday, Apr 5 Philippe and the Couch
Friday, Apr 7 Philippe eats Chapstick
Tuesday, Apr 11 Philippe's creekbed bedside
Thursday, Apr 13 Philippe in the Blackness
Friday, Apr 14 Forgot to tuck in Philippe
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Monday, Apr 17 Philippe is missing!
Tuesday, Apr 18 Trashspotters catching up with Philippe
Thursday, Apr 20 Zell and Cory, back-story
Friday, Apr 21 Philippe, King of the Dumps
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Monday, Apr 24 CHINA...NEEDS...COOOUUUCHES
Tuesday, Apr 25 Emeril and Beef abandon Téodor
Thursday, Apr 27 Téodor and the Smut Door
Friday, Apr 28 eBay Platinum Reserve
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May 2006
Monday, May 1 Ray has Airwolf
Tuesday, May 2 The Airwolf GUI Shortcomings
Wednesday, May 3 Ray Kills Philippe
Friday, May 5 Philippe imagines God
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Monday, May 8 How couches actually think
Wednesday, May 10 Keith Moon's Head Alive
Friday, May 12 Keith Moon's Alive Head
Tuesday, May 16 Robert Smith's phone call to Téodor
Wednesday, May 17 Achewood Award for Google
Thursday, May 18 Beef and Molly Cell Phone Chat
Friday, May 19 Roast Beef's Aluminum Underpants
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Monday, May 22 The vestigial dong.
Tuesday, May 23 Scientific dong study
Wednesday, May 24 Téodor is Sci-Fi Curious
Thursday, May 25 The Boys Are Back In Town
Tuesday, May 30 Trouble in the Pool House of Good and Evil
Wednesday, May 31 Page from Beef's Zine
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June 2006
Thursday, Jun 1 Page 2 from Beef's Zine
Friday, Jun 2 The Mega-nerds!
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Monday, Jun 5 Ray's SuperWoofer
Wednesday, Jun 7 Magic Underpants Finale
Thursday, Jun 8 THE BADASS GAMES
Friday, Jun 9 Badass Games Day 1
Tuesday, Jun 13 Badass Games Event 2
Wednesday, Jun 14 Miami's Review
Friday, Jun 16 Badass Games, Car Quiz
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Monday, Jun 19 Magnus Intactus
Wednesday, Jun 21 Cornelius wins the badass games
Friday, Jun 23 Cornelius's Old-School Gothic Bus
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Monday, Jun 26 Ray's neighbor problem / pissing into empties
Wednesday, Jun 28 Ray's Drawing Therapy
Friday, Jun 30 Cornelius's Mensa Gig
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July 2006
Monday, Jul 3 Pimp Skitters
Wednesday, Jul 5 The Lyle / Todd con
Friday, Jul 7 Morally Challenging Hot Sauce
Tuesday, Jul 11 Beef's depressing celebrity-obituary job
Wednesday, Jul 12 Roast Beef's workout tape
Thursday, Jul 13 Leo Fontanette
Friday, Jul 14 Leo Fontanette and the Corn Field
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Monday, Jul 17 Leo's Funeral Plans
Tuesday, Jul 18 The Mike Stonetower School
Wednesday, Jul 19 Todd is on the Fuck Plan
Friday, Jul 21 The camera is bad to Beef.
Tuesday, Jul 25 George Michael and the shrubbery
Wednesday, Jul 26 Ray at Whole Foods
Friday, Jul 28 Téodor's Camera Tests
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Monday, Jul 31 Magical realism camera from Mexico
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August 2006
Wednesday, Aug 2 Dreamwheel And The Child
Friday, Aug 4 Simon arrives in Achewood
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Monday, Aug 7 Gladdington Castle
Wednesday, Aug 9 Simon calls Pat for coffee
Friday, Aug 11 Pat's Armor Comes Off
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Monday, Aug 14 Pat is Completely out of the closet
Wednesday, Aug 16 Takin' it in the can
Thursday, Aug 17 Achewood baby edition
Friday, Aug 18 Ray and Téodor golf chat about gay Pat
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Monday, Aug 21 The Brothers In The Syndicate
Wednesday, Aug 23 Beef and the Rally Cars
Thursday, Aug 24 Excerpt from Beef's Zine no. 2
Friday, Aug 25 Please Fuck Ray Friday
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Monday, Aug 28 Converted diesel car
Tuesday, Aug 29 Yo mama jokes
Thursday, Aug 31 Roomba Cinema - Eraserhead
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September 2006
Friday, Sep 1 ROOMBA CINEMA - Pump Up The Volume
Tuesday, Sep 5 Saddest Thing Tri-reduxtastic
Wednesday, Sep 6 Ray's Magreaux Dog
Thursday, Sep 7 It winds down for Ray
Friday, Sep 8 Sanryobuki RemoteMed Trio
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Monday, Sep 11 Auf Deutsch
Wednesday, Sep 13 Ray's Sex Life, with Pat
Thursday, Sep 14 Philippe's Mystery Story
Friday, Sep 15 Ray Understands Computers
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Monday, Sep 18 palindromes
Tuesday, Sep 19 Little Nephew and the Vaseline
Thursday, Sep 21 Bensington Butters' dark secret
Friday, Sep 22 Scooby and Scrappy
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Monday, Sep 25 Ray calls O'Malley, Private Eye
Tuesday, Sep 26 Magical Realism cell phone
Thursday, Sep 28 Bensington cheaps on the copter to Cabo
Friday, Sep 29 The helicopter sprouts legs
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October 2006
Monday, Oct 2 Helicopter Longlegs
Tuesday, Oct 3 Characters, Warehouse
Wednesday, Oct 4 Warehouse II
Friday, Oct 6 Enter the Warehouse
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Monday, Oct 9 Meeting Lonis F. Edison
Wednesday, Oct 11 Lonis Edison's Ketchup Plans
Thursday, Oct 12 CATCHING UP WITH BENSINGTON BUTTERS
Friday, Oct 13 TGI Judas Priest Friday
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Monday, Oct 16 Roast Beef and the News
Tuesday, Oct 17 The Baying Hematite
Thursday, Oct 19 Reprogramming Bensington
Friday, Oct 20 Philippe Friday Facts Fall 2006
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Monday, Oct 23 Bensington as shirtless Irish jump-dancer
Tuesday, Oct 24 Lyle's hat trick
Wednesday, Oct 25 Ray Walks Home From Mexico
Friday, Oct 27 Friday Facts - Nudity
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Monday, Oct 30 Philippe invents the Dogcken
Tuesday, Oct 31 Look into Ray's eyes while he pees
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November 2006
Wednesday, Nov 1 Beef's Zine No. 3 - excerpt
Friday, Nov 3 Téodor's Romance Novel
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Monday, Nov 6 Chinese People / Delicacies
Tuesday, Nov 7 Erotic Wine Tasting
Thursday, Nov 9 Todd forgot to hibernate
Friday, Nov 10 Junk Plucker
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Monday, Nov 13 When geniuses and trucking collide.
Tuesday, Nov 14 Jack and Diane Party
Wednesday, Nov 15 Roast Beef's Odor
Friday, Nov 17 Emeril vs. Jesus
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Monday, Nov 20 Beef's Anti-Depression Lamp
Tuesday, Nov 21 Ray's Chinese Delicacy.
Wednesday, Nov 22 Ray Against Unnecessary Faxes
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Monday, Nov 27 Nice Pete's Sketchbook
Wednesday, Nov 29 Ray's Stupid Cell Phone Conversation
Thursday, Nov 30 Molly's Tiffany Slut Gift
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December 2006
Friday, Dec 1 Lyle, Pornography, Rent
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Monday, Dec 4 Meg White NAKED
Tuesday, Dec 5 Beef, Depression, Toast
Wednesday, Dec 6 Vlad's SPICE gig
Friday, Dec 8 Friday Facts December 2006
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Monday, Dec 11 Mister Band
Wednesday, Dec 13 Ray signs Mister Band
Thursday, Dec 14 Antonyne Cheops Smuckles
Friday, Dec 15 Antonyne Cheops, Man of Claims
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Monday, Dec 18 Story of Rustmouth and Silent Bird Wallace
Tuesday, Dec 19 Aloisius, Stone Bird
Thursday, Dec 21 Rustmouth and Silent Bird
Friday, Dec 22 Pete has Music Hair
Tuesday, Dec 26 Mister Band Lyrics
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January 2007
Tuesday, Jan 2 Ray's Gay Romance Novel
Wednesday, Jan 3 Lyle is demoted from Mister Band
Thursday, Jan 4 The Lyle-Téodor Swap
Friday, Jan 5 Ray wants weed from Téodor
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Monday, Jan 8 Making light of Nice Pete's musical sensibilities
Tuesday, Jan 9 Ray invents hip-hobbit.
Thursday, Jan 11 The Wizard Dined on Coelacanth.
Friday, Jan 12 Nice Pete's iKill
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Monday, Jan 15 Nice Pete's call with Hajul the EE
Tuesday, Jan 16 Nice Pete gets stabbed in the head
Wednesday, Jan 17 Nice Pete's ass gets stabbed
Thursday, Jan 18 Ray plays Whac-A-Mole at life
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Monday, Jan 22 Ray as the New Jesus
Tuesday, Jan 23 Zine 4 outtake
Thursday, Jan 25 Quail Bible
Friday, Jan 26 Molecular Gastronomy
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Monday, Jan 29 Speed Bumps
Tuesday, Jan 30 Sleep-chillin'
Wednesday, Jan 31 Ray Glocks a Cow
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February 2007
Friday, Feb 2 Too Depressed to Grocery Shop
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Monday, Feb 5 Tostadas
Tuesday, Feb 6 Polack Magazine
Thursday, Feb 8 Todd back from heaven
Friday, Feb 9 Lyle's Vinegar Ablution
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Monday, Feb 12 Cornelius's Special Bowl
Tuesday, Feb 13 Ray's New Google Logo
Thursday, Feb 15 Ray's Urine
Friday, Feb 16 Philippe Goes Deaf
Tuesday, Feb 20 Ass to Breast Man
Wednesday, Feb 21 The Ass-Breast Test
Thursday, Feb 22 Breast Man Perks
Friday, Feb 23 The WalletPen!
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Monday, Feb 26 The Julie and Julia Strip
Tuesday, Feb 27 al-Qaeda Cook Book
Wednesday, Feb 28 Roast Beef Flowchart
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March 2007
Thursday, Mar 1 Ray's Flowchart
Friday, Mar 2 Lyle's Friday Flowchart
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Monday, Mar 5 Leon Sumbitches
Wednesday, Mar 7 Jewish Supplies
Thursday, Mar 8 Writing to Leon Sumbitches
Friday, Mar 9 Reply from Leon
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Monday, Mar 12 Hearing Back from Leon Sumbitches
Tuesday, Mar 13 Calling out Leon
Thursday, Mar 15 Meeting Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches
Friday, Mar 16 Good bye, Leon Soom Beh Cheh
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Monday, Mar 19 Pat Reynolds Flowchart
Wednesday, Mar 21 Reinventing Gay Porn
Thursday, Mar 22 Rampin' up the Gay Porn Biz
Friday, Mar 23 Weepy-Weep
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Monday, Mar 26 Oskar and Reiner's Schvitz Party
Tuesday, Mar 27 Can I Get Off To This?
Wednesday, Mar 28 The Gay Porn/Moonwalk Analogy
Thursday, Mar 29 Reinventing Gay Porn Take 2
Friday, Mar 30 Gary Sinise Will Not Be In This Gay Porn
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April 2007
Monday, Apr 2 Getting Through to Simon Cowell
Tuesday, Apr 3 Superimposing Rod Huggins
Wednesday, Apr 4 Directing Rod Huggins
Thursday, Apr 5 Ray Breaks On Through To The Other Side
Friday, Apr 6 Unbathing Rod
Tuesday, Apr 10 Pat's Chance Encounter With Rod Huggins
Wednesday, Apr 11 Bad porn.
Thursday, Apr 12 Rod and Pat at the Diner
Friday, Apr 13 Friday Facts - Ray Came Over
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Monday, Apr 16 Ray Commissions a Romance Novel
Tuesday, Apr 17 Spanking the President for Cash
Wednesday, Apr 18 Todd's Flowchart
Thursday, Apr 19 Vlad Flowchardt
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Monday, Apr 23 Slow pitch softball
Tuesday, Apr 24 Beef's Baseball Conditions
Wednesday, Apr 25 PLAAAAYYYY BAAAALLLLL
Thursday, Apr 26 Ray's Excellent Bat
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Monday, Apr 30 The First Pitch
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May 2007
Tuesday, May 1 Nightlife's opening pitch
Wednesday, May 2 The Extent of Ray's Injuries
Thursday, May 3 Andretti's Assessment
Friday, May 4 Friday Facts - Ray's Condition
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Monday, May 7 Ray's Afternoon Therapy
Wednesday, May 9 Ray has finished his retardancy
Thursday, May 10 The Slow-pitch Softball of the Heart
Friday, May 11 Fuck You Friday - Pat Edition
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Monday, May 14 Chris's Sick Day
Tuesday, May 15 Lawnimatronics
Wednesday, May 16 Ugliest Yard Contest Day Two
Thursday, May 17 Operation Horrible Front Yard
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Monday, May 21 How Much of The Man is Beef
Tuesday, May 22 Proposal dry-fires
Wednesday, May 23 Love On Paper
Friday, May 25 Popping in to the Dude and Catastrophe
Tuesday, May 29 Ray Pens His Wedding Toast
Wednesday, May 30 Chevy Ford Wo's
Thursday, May 31 The Wise Points of the Crudgens, Considered
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June 2007
Friday, Jun 1 Spreading the Love
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Monday, Jun 4 The Ring.
Tuesday, Jun 5 The chick cares about the dude when the dude does not care about the dude
Wednesday, Jun 6 Agua
Thursday, Jun 7 Nick Hornby said it first
Friday, Jun 8 Yet Another Alternative Energy Source
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Monday, Jun 11 California Bridegroom
Tuesday, Jun 12 MWY no. 5 excerpt
Wednesday, Jun 13 Marriage got to get paid, son.
Friday, Jun 15 Wedding Registry
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Monday, Jun 18 Even Gouging Pat a Little
Tuesday, Jun 19 Help, My Friend is a Church!
Thursday, Jun 21 Don't Change, Man.
Friday, Jun 22 Friday Facts - Lyle's New Glasses
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Monday, Jun 25 Ray's Baseball Card
Tuesday, Jun 26 The Etiquette of Death by Helicopter
Thursday, Jun 28 New Bidet
Friday, Jun 29 Molly's Father
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July 2007
Monday, Jul 2 Lyle's Baseball Card
Tuesday, Jul 3 Performance/Pay Inequalities
Thursday, Jul 5 Comic Sans
Friday, Jul 6 Friday Facts / Fig You Friday edition
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Monday, Jul 9 Can I has Cheezburger
Tuesday, Jul 10 This is one of the worst cat mistakes.
Thursday, Jul 12 The Ugly Thoughts
Friday, Jul 13 Philippe's Baseball Card
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Monday, Jul 16 No One is Less Important Ever than a Teenager
Tuesday, Jul 17 Lolcat Scratch Fever!
Wednesday, Jul 18 Ray's Lolcat Regrets
Thursday, Jul 19 The Childhood Drum
Friday, Jul 20 Friday Facts - Sports Edition
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Monday, Jul 23 Ray Bests Up on Beef.
Wednesday, Jul 25 Whiskey Dick, Examined
Thursday, Jul 26 Lyle's Children's Book
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Monday, Jul 30 Saddest Thing IV
Tuesday, Jul 31 K-Y Jelly
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August 2007
Thursday, Aug 2 German Lessons
Friday, Aug 3 Well changed rural test from a lady
Wednesday, Aug 8 Is Roast Beef a butthole?
Thursday, Aug 9 Hyype Therapy with Chaka
Friday, Aug 10 Ray's Chaka Session con't
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Monday, Aug 13 Philippe Times Monday Science Section
Tuesday, Aug 14 Téodor's interior monologue
Thursday, Aug 16 What Ray Thought About Today
Friday, Aug 17 Roast Beef's Initial Considerations
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Monday, Aug 20 FiestaMax
Tuesday, Aug 21 Leaving Fiesta Max
Wednesday, Aug 22 Philippe's 5th Birthday Party
Friday, Aug 24 The Butcher's Diagram
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Monday, Aug 27 Lyle in Traffic Court
Wednesday, Aug 29 Téodor's Flowchart
Thursday, Aug 30 Nice Pete's Flowchart
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September 2007
Tuesday, Sep 4 Time is the only magic
Wednesday, Sep 5 An Uncomfortable Problem We've All Experienced.
Friday, Sep 7 Ray's Drawing Problem
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Monday, Sep 10 Mr. Bear's Junk Mail Folder
Wednesday, Sep 12 The Cornelius Thought and Decision Minder
Thursday, Sep 13 Philippe's Inner Machinations
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Monday, Sep 17 Ray's Merkin
Tuesday, Sep 18 Bubble Gum
Thursday, Sep 20 A Bra.
Friday, Sep 21 Fuck You Friday September Twenty-First
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Monday, Sep 24 Todd's Late Night Show
Tuesday, Sep 25 Todd's Skit Ideas
Wednesday, Sep 26 Todd's Contract
Friday, Sep 28 Delicious Coke Shake
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October 2007
Monday, Oct 1 Our Sixth Anniversary.
Tuesday, Oct 2 The Future
Thursday, Oct 4 Managing Todd
Friday, Oct 5 The Candle that Didn't Need Wind
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Monday, Oct 8 Leaving Las Vegas
Tuesday, Oct 9 Time to Get the Juicy Dirty Tell-All Started
Thursday, Oct 11 Bill Gates Fan Fiction
Friday, Oct 12 Friday Acts
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Monday, Oct 15 The Todd Show, ep 1
Tuesday, Oct 16 The Todd Show, ep 1 pt 2
Wednesday, Oct 17 Todd Show Finale
Friday, Oct 19 Wrap-up Call
Tuesday, Oct 23 Being Teodor Orezscu
Wednesday, Oct 24 Cooling it with a rental
Thursday, Oct 25 The Rad Day
Friday, Oct 26 Facts Enough for the Weekend.
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Monday, Oct 29 The Writer.
Tuesday, Oct 30 Shampoo
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November 2007
Thursday, Nov 1 Halloween Candy
Friday, Nov 2 When Best Friends Talk
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Monday, Nov 5 Ray's Japanese Toilet
Wednesday, Nov 7 Philippe Inquires About Homosexuality
Thursday, Nov 8 Guinness Book
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Monday, Nov 12 Searching for one's self on eBay
Tuesday, Nov 13 He Meets Him.
Wednesday, Nov 14 Guy Talk
Friday, Nov 16 Friday Facts - Get Tough Edition.
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Monday, Nov 19 Ramses is a Master of Many Crafts
Tuesday, Nov 20 He Got it From Father.
Wednesday, Nov 21 The Last Hardy Boys Book.
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Monday, Nov 26 When a Lady Does a :(
Tuesday, Nov 27 Ray Knows From Deuces.
Thursday, Nov 29 Lyle's Dildo
Friday, Nov 30 The Perky Pervert
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December 2007
Monday, Dec 3 Nolan
Wednesday, Dec 5 The terrible fear revisited
Thursday, Dec 6 Key Words
Friday, Dec 7 Philippe's king equipment
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Monday, Dec 10 Why Did You Hit The Computer
Tuesday, Dec 11 Pay attention.
Thursday, Dec 13 Previously.
Friday, Dec 14 Friday Facts, with a light horse theme.
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Monday, Dec 17 Courtesy. It's catching.
Wednesday, Dec 19 Evening Ink
Thursday, Dec 20 The Needle and the Damage Done
Friday, Dec 21 Presumed hard and left for absent.
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Monday, Dec 24 Reissue - Little Nephew's Hip-Hop Pants
Wednesday, Dec 26 Reissue - The Mountain and the Motorcycle
Thursday, Dec 27 Reissue - Killing is Like Basketball
Friday, Dec 28 Reissue - Ray Gets Sort of Stoned
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January 2008
Wednesday, Jan 2 Ray's Annual Book.
Thursday, Jan 3 Stephen Hawking
Friday, Jan 4 The Amazon Package
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Monday, Jan 7 The Kid Computer
Wednesday, Jan 9 Rough miles and raw whiles
Friday, Jan 11 Another Man's Way
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Monday, Jan 14 Abraxas
Wednesday, Jan 16 Million Story Building
Friday, Jan 18 Microsoft Spatchcock Supper
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Monday, Jan 21 There is a New Mayor
Wednesday, Jan 23 Politics.
Thursday, Jan 24 Quebec
Friday, Jan 25 The Perfect Idea.
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Monday, Jan 28 Ray hits his stride.
Wednesday, Jan 30 The Dude Keeps Declaring.
Thursday, Jan 31 A Call from Sondra.
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February 2008
Monday, Feb 4 Ray Covers His Bases
Tuesday, Feb 5 Mopey Téodor
Thursday, Feb 7 Roomba Cinema, Pulp Fiction Edition
Friday, Feb 8 Love Among the Chioggia
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Monday, Feb 11 Choosing the Right Tea.
Tuesday, Feb 12 Inside the Mind of Sondra Smuckles
Thursday, Feb 14 Valentine's Day.
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Monday, Feb 18 The Achewood Generator
Tuesday, Feb 19 The Transatlantic Cable
Thursday, Feb 21 The Kid Who Ended The Mafia.
Friday, Feb 22 Harper's 27 Women.
Thursday, Feb 28 Touch of Grey.
Friday, Feb 29 Making the Rent
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March 2008
Monday, Mar 3 Nice Pete begins A Marvelous Romance
Tuesday, Mar 4 Philippe's Text Adventure
Thursday, Mar 6 Dungeons and Dragons Explained
Friday, Mar 7 An Afternoon With Molly Sanders
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Monday, Mar 10 Knuckleheads Magic Adventure
Tuesday, Mar 11 Ray's Penance.
Thursday, Mar 13 Showbiz Weighs In On The Wedding
Friday, Mar 14 First Dance
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Monday, Mar 17 One for the Brits.
Tuesday, Mar 18 The Joys of Formula One
Thursday, Mar 20 Philippe at Laszlo's
Friday, Mar 21 To their dismay, this happens.
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Monday, Mar 24 Roast Beef and the Prostitute
Wednesday, Mar 26 Breast Implants.
Thursday, Mar 27 Hangin' Out Readin'
Friday, Mar 28 1950s Ethical Technology
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April 2008
Tuesday, Apr 1 Cornelius's New Computer
Wednesday, Apr 2 The New Laptop Arrives.
Thursday, Apr 3 Booting the Shrovis.
Friday, Apr 4 Problems With the Shrovis.
Tuesday, Apr 8 Chatting With Mr. Teal
Wednesday, Apr 9 The Return of Mr. Teal
Thursday, Apr 10 Burying Keith the Publican
Friday, Apr 11 Cornelius in the Cooler
Tuesday, Apr 15 Getting Boffined
Wednesday, Apr 16 The Boffin.
Thursday, Apr 17 Fetching Cornelius
Friday, Apr 18 Fetching Cornelius II
Tuesday, Apr 22 The Mad Dash of The Boffin
Wednesday, Apr 23 Roomba Cinema - A Clockwork Orange
Thursday, Apr 24 Beef's Stationery Issues
Friday, Apr 25 The Kazekzakis Card Company.
Tuesday, Apr 29 Stationery - Rapid Growth Phase.
Wednesday, Apr 30 Universal Card for Dudes.
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May 2008
Thursday, May 1 Shake That Money Maker
Friday, May 2 Dan in the Morning
Tuesday, May 6 Waylaid in Texas
Wednesday, May 7 An Appreciated Man
Thursday, May 8 The Man From C.H.I.V.A.S.
Friday, May 9 Wealth Intervention
Tuesday, May 13 Finland.
Wednesday, May 14 Pizza Parlor Fantasy
Thursday, May 15 Ray's New Biographer
Friday, May 16 Plied with fine music
Tuesday, May 20 Nice Pete, Amanuensis.
Thursday, May 22 The Resignation of the Amanuensis.
Friday, May 23 Wedding Invitation.
Tuesday, May 27 Beef's Bachelor Party - Planning Stages
Thursday, May 29 Martha Stewart Weddings
Friday, May 30 A Look Inside...Roast Beef Weddings
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June 2008
Tuesday, Jun 3 Wedding Menu
Wednesday, Jun 4 Wedding Vows
Thursday, Jun 5 The Pre-Nup
Tuesday, Jun 10 The R.S.V.P.
Wednesday, Jun 11 Picking Up Showbiz at the "Airport"
Thursday, Jun 12 See That You Do.
Friday, Jun 13 T-minus Three Weeks.
Tuesday, Jun 17 The Serious Men of Bread Convene.
Wednesday, Jun 18 Forever Hold Your Peace.
Thursday, Jun 19 O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Friday, Jun 20 Bachelor Pre-Party.
Tuesday, Jun 24 Wedding Menu Redux.
Wednesday, Jun 25 In the Home Stretch.
Thursday, Jun 26 Home Stretch - The Board Game
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Monday, Jun 30 Bachelor Party
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July 2008
Tuesday, Jul 1 Guests Trickle In.
Wednesday, Jul 2 Closing in on Love.
Thursday, Jul 3 Penultimate Wedding Montage
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Monday, Jul 7 Flop Sweat.
Tuesday, Jul 8 A Winter Son.
Thursday, Jul 10 The Guests Gather.
Friday, Jul 11 On Rails.
Tuesday, Jul 15 The Math.
Thursday, Jul 17 Reception Scene One.
Friday, Jul 18 Reception Scene Two.
Tuesday, Jul 22 Exeunt Ramses.
Thursday, Jul 24 Blunderbuss Comix No. 1
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